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This page is untitled as i have no idea what to call it.Here are some funny stuff that i have read and hey just decided to put it in this page.

After being sick of all the dumb blonde jokes, some one came up with this!
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
Answer: So that the male species can remember them!!
So what does it reflect? haha

Do You Know??
What does PMS stand for? In guy's context, it's a different kind of PMS. PMS in their context stands for Pre-Match Stress! Which obviously doesn't cause cramps and stuff. Just merely stress, wondering if their team will win or lose.Just merely that!
So who cares whether if guys are suffering from PMS?!?!

Soccer stuff
Neil Ruddock of Liverpool is asking for a transfer. Quote from the papers:"The only good news is that the overpaid and overweight Neil Ruddock has asked for a permanent move to QPR. The only people that will be sorry to see him leave will be the local pubs and wine bars,who will be mourning for years."
Haha is that true or what? I'm glad that he's leaving so that hopefully evans would have more $$ which doesn't seem that much to buy more new players for the new season.

Found this in a magazine where by there's a page where fans can ask soccer players questions. Here's one:
Fan:What do you think of Kevin Keegan paying $15 million for a new player? It's not worth it. I think Pamela Anderson is worth that amount.
Soccer player: Well, Kevin Keegan could play her two upfront. One things for sure, she would be in my team.
Cheeky! Alright, guess who's the player who said that? No clues and no prizes for guessing it right. But if you really want to know who said that, ask me!

Well, there are rumors that David Beckham, is asking for a transfer to Roma. Apparently, his wife-to-be, Victoria is keen...very keen to go to italy. So, his decision lies with her? If ever he decides to go to italy, girl fans of Beckham, you know who's to blame. Pah! Not that i like beckham...

Found this in yet another paper.
British men would rather watch the World Cup finals on TV than have sex with the woman of their dreams,according to a survey. More than 95 per cent of men aged 20-34 said not even the chance of going to bed with their fantasy woman would tear them away from the screen. However, over-35's were more distracted,with 40 per cent of them admitting that they could be lured away. But it appears unlikely that they will be disturbed.

What does it reflect on older men? haha. No wonder my teacher says guys think of sex every 3 seconds. Oops did i just quote my teacher? hehe

                                                          
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